Tired and Wired, We Ruin Too Easy

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no-aged:

SURVIVAL TIP: When you encounter a grizzly bear in the wild, raise your arms as high as you can and yell “PLAY TWO WEEKS”

I tend to think people who have GIF/photo reaction pics at the ready really have their lives together.

Parks And Recreation’s fake game Cones Of Dunshire is now a real game (kind of)

THIS IS HAPPENING

carefulfearandeadevotion:

clickholeofficial:


5 Tips To Fuck Good

Light a ring of sexual Fuck-Torches: Light a ring of sexual Fuck-Torches around your mattress to encircle your fuck-chamber with a sensual flame while you fuck like a master. Fuck-Torches are not expensive and they make you fuck good, so just buy so many of them. Then while you are fucking, your sexual lover might say, “I like your Fuck-Torches,” and you can say, “Thank you. They were not expensive.”

I’m just… y’all.

carefulfearandeadevotion:

clickholeofficial:

5 Tips To Fuck Good

Light a ring of sexual Fuck-Torches: Light a ring of sexual Fuck-Torches around your mattress to encircle your fuck-chamber with a sensual flame while you fuck like a master. Fuck-Torches are not expensive and they make you fuck good, so just buy so many of them. Then while you are fucking, your sexual lover might say, “I like your Fuck-Torches,” and you can say, “Thank you. They were not expensive.”

I’m just… y’all.

slavocracy:

sorry white people but if you dont support mike brown & the people of fergusons’ protests in 2014 you probably wouldnt have supported abolition in the 1800s or civil rights movements in the 1960s & having the ability to recognize something as morally justified in hindsight something that has already been accepted by the mainstream as morally justified is nice for u but on all practical levels useless to everyone else 

(Source: cabbagefuneral)

slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

DALE!

xmas-unicorn:

trichechidae:

lookformeanotherday:

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

#today’s active social media channels
Me and my #mastermix hat view the eclipse…

I wasn’t emotionally prepared to find this photo on my dash this morning. It’s making me feel a lot of feelings. 

Oh fuck!

HEART EYES

uhm, okay

xmas-unicorn:

trichechidae:

lookformeanotherday:

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

#today’s active social media channels

Me and my #mastermix hat view the eclipse…

I wasn’t emotionally prepared to find this photo on my dash this morning. It’s making me feel a lot of feelings. 

Oh fuck!

HEART EYES

uhm, okay

Against The Wind
Bob Seger

I love me some Bob Seger, no doubt

(Source: classicrockneverdies)

theenglisharewaiting:

Listening to Sonic Youth always leaves me thurston for moore

get out

arkadyfireovitch:

oh my GOD

arkadyfireovitch:

oh my GOD

Those are sound talking points

Those are sound talking points

(Source: twitter.com)

hymnal-of-alternative-music:

"Ball and Biscuit" by The White Stripes

Opening scene of The Social Network

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

tyromantic:

tell me like a historical event that would’ve been improved upon by modern technology

Paul Revere’s ride, I mean 💯 if by land, 💩 if by sea.

dead-sounds:

8 million percent done with summer